On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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