her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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