I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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