I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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