I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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