whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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