Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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