I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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