i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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