At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
