My balls are so social today.
Life is so much better after having sex.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Randomize
