walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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