I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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