Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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