He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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