YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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