If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
its not stalking. its research.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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