Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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