White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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