I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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