Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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