I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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