The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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