"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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