I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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