Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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