Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Text me some of your sweat
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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