I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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