This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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