So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
