all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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