RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
two words...techno handjob
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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