five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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