I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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