You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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