Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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