The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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