Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Even my vagina gasped.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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