or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
