Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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