Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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