if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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