i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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