I need help removing her.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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