Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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