Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
