We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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