He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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