Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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