Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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