they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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