You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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