His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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