how can u be prego again
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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