Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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