we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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